Yeh, one plumber in Oak Ridge has the following slogan on the side of their truck:
"Your sewage is our bread and butter" Marshall Judydownmaine wrote: > Can you top this? > A sign on a plumber's house here in Maine: > "A straight flush beats a full house." > Judy Down Maine > > -----Original Message----- > From: Marshalee [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Friday, July 15, 2005 10:06 AM > To: [email protected] > Subject: CS> time for some laughs! > > Hi, List friends, read and laugh! > Love, > Marshalee > PS, I have a new grandson, 5 new Java Rice finches, and a > not so new car, that runs! > > Signs: > > In a Podiatrist's office: > "Time wounds all heels." > > On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: > Yesterday's Meals on Wheels > > On a Septic Tank Truck sign: > "We're #1 in the #2 business." > > At a Proctologist's door > "To expedite your visit please back in." > > On a Plumber's truck: > "We repair what your husband fixed." > > On a Plumber's truck: > "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.." > > Pizza Shop Slogan: > "7 days without pizza makes one weak." > > At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: > "Invite us to your next blowout." > > On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: > "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" > > At a Towing company: > "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." > > On an Electrician's truck: > "Let us remove your shorts." > > In a Nonsmoking Area: > "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate > action." > > On a Maternity Room door: > "Push. Push. Push." > > At an Optometrist's Office > "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." > > On a Taxidermist's window: > "We really know our stuff." > > On a Fence: > "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." > > At a Car Dealership: > "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." > > Outside a Muffler Shop: > "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." > > In a Veterinarian's waiting room: > "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" > > At the Electric Company: > "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. > However, if you don't, you will be." > > In a Restaurant window: > "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." > > In the front yard of a Funeral Home: > "Drive carefully. We'll wait." > > At a Propane Filling Station, > "Thank heaven for little grills." > > And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: > "Best place in town to take a leak." > > -- > The Silver List is a moderated forum for discussing Colloidal Silver. > > Instructions for unsubscribing are posted at: http://silverlist.org > > To post, address your message to: [email protected] > Silver List archive: http://escribe.com/health/thesilverlist/index.html > > Address Off-Topic messages to: [email protected] > OT Archive: http://escribe.com/health/silverofftopiclist/index.html > > List maintainer: Mike Devour <[email protected]> > > -- > No virus found in this incoming message. > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > Version: 7.0.323 / Virus Database: 267.8.15/49 - Release Date: 07/14/2005 > > -- > No virus found in this outgoing message. > Checked by AVG Anti-Virus. > Version: 7.0.323 / Virus Database: 267.8.15/49 - Release Date: 07/14/2005
