Hey, it could happen

FDA Okays Every Drug Pending Approval, Takes Rest Of
Year Off
November 24, 2004

ROCKVILLE, MD — Commissioner Lester M. Crawford of the
Food and Drug Administration announced Monday that the
FDA has cleared all 314 drugs pending approval—from
Avoxildon to Zofax KB—and plans to take the remainder
of the year off. "Hmm, 'Monozyklin.. a selective
serotonin re-uptake inhibitor... may cause irregular
heart murmur'... That sounds reasonable," Crawford
said, reading the drugs' intended uses from a
checklist. "I'm sure Merck wouldn't have bothered
making this if it didn't actually work. Approved!"
Crawford said he'll use the rest of November to
research his month-long Christmas travel plans.



        

        
                
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