Marshalee sent this along in MS Word format, which made it too big. I'm forwarding it as plain text...
Marshalee wrote: Dear Silverlisters, I got this from a friend; it is funny in a painful sort of way... Marshalee For years and years they told me Be careful of your breasts. Don`t ever squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings And protected them by law, Guarded them very carefully, And always wore a bra. After 40 years of careful care The doctor found a lump. He ordered up a mammogram To look inside that clump. "Stand up very close" she said, As she put my tit in line, "And tell me when it hurts," she said "Ah yes! There! That`s just fine." She stepped upon a pedal I could not believe my eyes! A plastic plate was pressing down My boob was in a vise! My skin was stretched `n` stretched >From way up by my chin, And my poor tit was being squashed To Swedish-pancake thin! Excruciating pain I felt, Within its vise-like grip, A prisoner in this vicious thing, My poor, defenseless tit!! "Take a deep breath" she said to me, Who does she think she`s kidding? My chest is smashed in her machine, I can`t breathe and woozy I`m getting. "There, that was good," I heard her say As the room was slowly swaying, "Now let`s get the other one". "Lord, have mercy" I was praying. If I had no problem when I came in, I surely had one now If there had been a cyst in there, It would have popped ker-POW! This machine was made by a man, Of that I had no doubt I`d like to get his balls in there, For months he`d go without!!!! Author unknown -- The Silver List is a moderated forum for discussing Colloidal Silver. Instructions for unsubscribing are posted at: http://silverlist.org To post, address your message to: [email protected] Address Off-Topic messages to: [email protected] The Silver List and Off Topic List archives are currently down... List maintainer: Mike Devour <[email protected]>
