I love this, but it is a sad reflection of the world today. Dee
-------Original Message-------
From: Terry Chamberlin
Date: 19/03/2007 21:54:53
To: [email protected]
Subject: CS>School answering machine
The outgoing message:
"Hello! You have reached the automated answering
service of your school. In order to assist you in
connecting to the right staff member, please listen to
all the options before making a selection:
* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do his
work - Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3
* To swear at staff members - Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that was
already enclosed in your newsletters and several
flyers mailed to you - Press 5
* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit
someone - Press 7
* To request another teacher, for the third time this
year - Press 8
* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
* To complain about school lunches - Press 0
* If you realize this is the real world and your child
must be accountable and responsible for his/her own
behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the
teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort, then
hang up and have a nice day!
*If you want this in Spanish, you must be in the wrong
country.
