Wonderful!  Dee  
 
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From: Dan Nave
Date: 09/04/2007 21:50:22
To: [email protected]
Subject: CS>Almost as good as WD40...
 
Well, who knew!!!!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly,  saturate the bandage with vodka. The
solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To  clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a  trigger-spray
 bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and  wash 
clean.  The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean  your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
cloth dampened with  vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and
kills germs.

4.  Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your
safety  razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.  The vodka disinfects
 the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains,  scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply  vodka to your face as an astringent to
cleanse the skin and tighten  pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The  alcohol
cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth  of
healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray  bees or wasps to
kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup  water in a Ziploc freezer bag
and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for  aches, pain or black eyes


10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with  freshly packed lavender flowers,
fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly  and set in the sun for three
days. Strain liquid through a coffee  filter, then apply the tincture to
aches and pains.

11. To relieve a  fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back
as a  liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13.  Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over  an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol
oil from your  skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth Allow your gums to  absorb
some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

And silly me . I've only been drinking the  stuff!!!