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![Untitled Attachment]() CaNaDa ![Untitled Attachment]()
Finally a joke that
explains what it's like to be Canadian...
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel
found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of
satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael,
look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked
puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm
going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still
confused.
God
explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe
will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going
to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've
placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black
people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in
ice."
The Archangel, impressed by
Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's
that one?"
"Ah,"
said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful
mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from
Canada are going to be
modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the
world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they
will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also
going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be
admired and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped
in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What
about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely. "Wait until you
see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."
![Untitled Attachment]() PASS IT
ON YOU CANADIAN!!!!!!! ![Untitled Attachment]()
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