Dear all,
Semoga humor2 ini bisa menyegarkan hari anda, saya forward joke yg saya
dapat dari teman. Hv a nice day.
Salam,
Steven/Jie Phin
Marriage Humor （婚姻幽默）
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
妻：你在作什�N啊？
Husband : Nothing.
夫：�]作什�N。
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour.'
妻：�]作什�N？你看著我��的�Y婚�C��，足足有一小�r了。
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
夫：我在�ふ宜�的有效日期是到什�N�r候。
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
妻： 要吃晚餐�幔�
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
夫： ��然！我可以�x���幔�
Wife : 'Yes or no.'
妻：要或不要。
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
妻：�槭颤N你��常把我的照片放在你皮�A�e？
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I
look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
夫：�����}�l生�r，不管有多困�y，我看著��照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
妻：你看我�δ阌卸帱n...@人的影��力啊！
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other
problem can there be greater than this one?'
夫：是啊！望著��的照片我��自己，��有什�n困�y比...@���淼么竽兀�
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Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.'
女孩：婚後我要分��你所有的���馈⒗��_，以�p�p你的����。
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any
worries or troubles.'
男孩：�H�鄣模���真�w�N，但我�K�]有任何���阑蚶��_。
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
女孩：哦？那是因�槲������]�Y婚的��故。
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Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he
told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
子：今早我和爹地一起搭��，他要我��座�o一位女士。
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
母：嗯，你...@�n做是�Φ摹�
Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
子：但是，��，我���r是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me
if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
一位新婚的先生��他太太：如果我父�H�]留下巨�~���a�o我，你��嫁�o我�幔�
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO
MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
女人�厝岬拇鸬溃河H�鄣模�不管是�l留下���a�o你，我都��嫁�o你的。
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .
女孩�χ�男友�f：吻我一下，我就永�h�凫赌懔恕�
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
男孩回道：�x�x您提早警告我。
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my
pretty face or my sexy body?'
妻��夫：你最喜�g我哪一�c？我美��的����，��是我性感的�|�w？
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your
sense of humor.'
他把她�念^到�_�g�[了一遍，回道：我喜�g你的幽默感。
