Paving Hobo Paradise

http://www.dailycal.org/article/107999/paving_hobo_paradise

By Roman Zhuk
January 28, 2010

I consider myself a student of history. By that, I mean I spend far too much time on Wikipedia. The font of useless information that I am, I often shock friends and acquaintances who offhandedly remark how scary, disgusting or annoying People's Park is by telling them that, in 1969, there were people who actually liked it.

In fact, these people liked the park so much that when the UC administration planned to build something on the land for student use, they rose up in violent opposition. The National Guard was sent in and martial law had to be declared. All because of a dispute over People's Park.

Eventually, the state and the university backed down. Forty years ago, the park was a haven for unwashed faux-intellectual druggies who toted Little Red Books as millions were being killed by Maoist terror. Today, it is merely a haven for unwashed druggies.

Now, I'm well aware People's Park has its charms. Just the name makes me feel like I'm back in communist Russia. But what is truly priceless are the memories it provides. There's nothing quite like seeing a freshman walk up to you at a party, full of excitement, to let you know that, just hours before, he dropped acid at the park with a hobo. Way to keep the spirit of '69 alive, kid.

But these ... quaint ... details aside, People's Park is not merely a memorial of a past gone by. It is a public nuisance. Violent assaults, robberies and even sexual crimes are reported to occur there with increasing regularity, according to this esteemed paper. Many Berkeley students do not feel safe walking through a space three blocks away from campus and adjacent to their dorms and apartment buildings.

But even were we to accept, for the sake of argument, that crime is a risk inherent to an urban campus, the very existence of People's Park poses a larger concern. As anybody who is planning on moving off-campus quickly finds out, affordable housing in the Bay Area is immensely difficult to find. This becomes significantly more difficult when looking for housing near campus.

And yet, three-fourths of a city block so proximate to campus is used for nothing but the sole pleasure of vagrants. The obvious solution would be to clear out the homeless, bring in developers to bid for a lease and have them put up seven-story apartment buildings to cover the block.

We, Cal students, are an intensely self-congratulatory bunch-few others have taken the Dear Leader's nonsense about how "we are the ones we have been waiting for" so closely to heart. Of course, that is the mistaken hubris of youth. But we can say with reasonable certainty that we are the ones who could probably use the tract of land better than the current occupants. I'm pretty sure they can toke up just as well at that park by Berkeley High.

Crime problem near campus alleviated. Check. Source of revenue for the university in a time of budgetary stricture. Check. Increasing the stock of housing near campus for students. Check.

It's a win for everybody except the hobos. So why hasn't this been implemented? As usual, the culprit is a lack of will on the part of the administration, and it's preventing lower rents, greater convenience and a safer environment for the students.

The UC Board of Regents owns the land on which People's Park stands. I don't imagine, even in our overly-litigious society, that it should be too difficult for the university to pursue the path outlined.

But undoubtedly, somebody will protest this. They'll make inane arguments about how making People's Park useful is another sign of corporate greed stomping on the (not actually working) working classes. They'll point to Berkeley's history of protecting People's Park from the serious people. They'll claim it is important to have an oasis from civilization.

These arguments aren't worthy of a response. For four decades, the park has proven to be of use to one group-not by accident, the one group that has done the least to have its concerns be taken into account by society. Promises made in 1969 by far-left activists of a glorious urban park are laughably unfulfilled. But the administration is keen on avoiding any step that might provoke an outcry from some vocal minority. And so nothing is done.

The fundamental tragedy here is that the people who will be hurt most by this inaction, by 40 more years of urban blight instead of glistening new apartments, are the very same people whose interest the left claims to defend. Unfortunately, the reality is that the concerns of real, hard-working people are their last priority.

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