Look Tom! What a wonderful opportunity we have to merge in a new country called the North American Union with these truly remarkable fools!~Hal~
--- On Wed, 6/2/10, Jason Hoffner <[email protected]> wrote: From: Jason Hoffner <[email protected]> Subject: The world has gone mad!!! To: "Jason Hoffner" <[email protected]> Date: Wednesday, June 2, 2010, 6:28 PM Proof, Liberalism is a mental disorder... You can't make this stuff up!!! Click the links... this is a true report!!! Liberal Soccer How best to apply "social justice" to sports? Require all teams to have a .500 record? No, because this leaves out one of the greatest satisfactions of liberalism, the righteous thrill of punishing those who achieve more than others. Canada has the answer: In yet another nod to the protection of fledgling self-esteem, an Ottawa children's soccer league has introduced a rule that says any team that wins a game by more than five points will lose by default. In case kids figure out that they can win by kicking the ball into their own goal, other tactics are applied: According to the league's new rules, coaches of stronger teams are encouraged to deter runaway games by rotating players out of their usual positions, ensuring players pass the ball around, asking players to kick with the weaker foot, taking players off the field and encouraging players to score from farther away. If these tricks don't work, maybe they'll make the more skillful and energetic kids play with their shoelaces tied together. Welcome to the world of Harrison Bergeron. The liberal ruling class is deliberately creating a culture of sniveling, useless losers. http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/cbc/100531/canada/canada_ottawa_ottawa_gloucester_dragons_soccer_point Jason-Thomas of the Family Hoffner (407) 493-6430 Survival Heirloom Seed Bank... Emergency Food Plan... Only $149 to protect your family from starvation in a crisis... http://images.ultracart.com/aff/45447BC79115E801264C682052631800/index.html Affiliate #26419 The information contained in this transmission may contain privileged and confidential information. It is intended only for the use of the person(s) named above. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any review, dissemination, distribution or duplication of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender by reply email and destroy all copies of the original message.
