Yes, I'm bored.
On Thu, Feb 01, 2001 at 10:14:48AM +1100, Jeff Waugh wrote:
> ----- Forwarded message from Holly Lindsey <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> -----
*snip*
> are sometimes the most hard core devoted programmers out there. We are
> looking for the best and brightest to join our team to produce the next
> generation of Windows. The Windows Core Networking team is responsible for
<cue catchy theme>
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to infiltrate the
enemy headquarters. In the guise of an employee (networking codemonkey),
your task will be to subvert the enemies efforts by:
* Careful sabotage of source-code
(inserting more bugs should be undetectable)
* Un-necessarily delaying release. Note that achieving the first goal will
not affect release. Recommended tactics include 4-hour lunchbreaks and
multi-player Minesweeper marathons. A bonus will be given if the product
can be successfully named "Windows 2004", ensuring release not before 2nd
quarter 2005. An increased bonus will be given if release can be delayed
until after the next release of the Linux kernel.
* Ensuring protocol implementations are standards-compliant.
* Code obfuscation. Liberal use of GOTOs encouraged. Saving source code in
.doc format is mandatory, to ensure incompatibility with MS-Word 2002.
* Re-implementing the IP stack in VB (see above).
Communication with SLUG will be via the following means:
* You will be provided with modified Borg headgear, which will monitor all
communications, and transmit messages via SSH.
* Emergency transmissions are to be made using your extensive knowledge of
Outlook/Exchange exploits.
As usual, in the event of your capture, SLUG and Linux Australia will deny
all knowledge of your existence.
This message will self-destruct.
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