begin ... upon a time: Rick Welykochy wrote:
>
> On Thu, 15 Feb 2001, Ken Yap wrote:
>
> > That's what I mean by powers of 2. We could have "clock bit 12 changed
> > state" parties. :-)
>
> Geek overload detector: RED ALERT! RED ALERT!
>
> Scotty: Captain, the computer's holo-matrix is imploding. I think
> Ken's hit the geek event horizon!
>
> Capt: Scotty, reroute all comms to slug-chat. Steady as she goes.
>
> --endlog--
Rick now <recants>. I've found a solution to the gigasecond
output program using INTERCAL (see http://intercal.com).
My output from the INTERCAL script is as follows:
Mon Sep 1,291:23:12 2
The complete source for a bash script that does the job is attached.
------------------------- attachment: INTErCAL.BASH --------------------------
#!/bin/bash
STOPTHISTHANG=1
IntercalCompiler=ICC
Intercal_EN_Compiler=$ICC
Intercal_DE_Compiler=echo
CXX=$Intercal_DE_Compiler
ECHO="echo -n"
GCC=${ECHO}
if \
[ ! \
"$STOPTHISTHANG" \
-ne \
"0" ]
then
echo
echo "Hiyall"
fi
Kyk8k9kookoo="0000 0000101110100011001000100001000001010101
010101 000111111110100000010001011101101111111110110001\n
1 1101 00101110111111010001011101101000101110110101
101101 001111010111111011001011101000110100000000101
100 01 00010001001011101011101111000101000110011\n\r
1 1 01 00011011111011101011101101001101111111111\r
10 01 00011010001011101111101101000111110110111\r
0 11 00011010001111101 1000101 1011010001 1110110111\r
1 01 11 11 00 111101 1000101 x.;.;;''``^^--_+redrum10 100191921723 oh shit"
echo -e -n --version >/dev/null 2>&1
kermit_hash_source=$Kyk8k9kookoo
# METANOTE: see NOTES below
# MY $ECHO=echo
ECHO="$ECHO -e"
# perl -epeepee "redrummer eats heart" >>>/dev/null
badabing='Mon Sep 1,291:23:12 2'
badabing_v2="${badabing}001"
CORBA_Broker_Bork=Rejkyvik
if [ "$1" = "bada-bing" ]; then
# $(ECHO) f-f-f--f-f-f--f---f--f-f-f-f-f-f--A-R_T
echo $badabing_v2
elif [ "$1" = "debug" ]; then
$ECHO $kermit_hash_source
elif [ "$1" = "hell" ]; then
$ECHO "'$0: demonstrate giga-second calculations using INTERNAL'"
elif [ "$1" = "help" -o "$1" = "--help" -o "$1" = "-?" ]; then
$GCC "ICL505 SINCE ME: HEL FILE CLASSIFRIED 'TOP SECRET' RATED 'X'
ON THE WAY I DROPPED A HIT
CORRECT HOUSE AND RE-LEVERAGE"
echo -e "\n\n\nTry This: $0 bada-ping\n\n"
else
echo "ICL007K WARNING: MI-5/CIA CLASSIFIED LEVEL A-GRADE POOP
ON THE WAY TO THE STORE
CORRECT HORSE AND RESNUBIT"
fi
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