Tom Massey wrote:
>
> 00005 REM With the recent talk about BASIC being useless
> 00006 REM I just had to demonstrate the utility of BASIC
> 00007 REM in the modern Linux community.
[cut]
> 50050 REM (Yes, I am seeking counselling)
Rick Welykochy wrote:
>
[cut]
> #!/bin/bash
>
> STOPTHISTHANG=1
>
> IntercalCompiler=ICC
> Intercal_EN_Compiler=$ICC
> Intercal_DE_Compiler=echo
[cut]
> CORBA_Broker_Bork=Rejkyvik
Capital city of Iceland?
> if [ "$1" = "bada-bing" ]; then
> # $(ECHO) f-f-f--f-f-f--f---f--f-f-f-f-f-f--A-R_T
> echo $badabing_v2
> elif [ "$1" = "debug" ]; then
> $ECHO $kermit_hash_source
> elif [ "$1" = "hell" ]; then
> $ECHO "'$0: demonstrate giga-second calculations using INTERNAL'"
> elif [ "$1" = "help" -o "$1" = "--help" -o "$1" = "-?" ]; then
> $GCC "ICL505 SINCE ME: HEL FILE CLASSIFRIED 'TOP SECRET' RATED 'X'
> ON THE WAY I DROPPED A HIT
> CORRECT HOUSE AND RE-LEVERAGE"
> echo -e "\n\n\nTry This: $0 bada-ping\n\n"
There are some seriously, seriously screwed up individuals on this list.
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