Geoffrey Robertson wrote:
> 
> Now if this is true it explains a lot.
> Geoffrey
> 
> *** if you try this for real, you may damage your microwave or disk
> 
> Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As
> we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP
> on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system and
> showed him the Windows XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my
> microwave oven and turned it on.  Instantly I got very upset, because
> the CD had become precious to me, but he said: "Do not worry, it is
> unharmed."
> 
> After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: "Take
> a close look at it."
> 
> To my surprise the CD was quite cold to hold and it seemed to be
> heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the
> inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, an inscription
> finer than anything I had ever seen before. The inscription shone
> piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:
> 
> 12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE820945092OF923A40EElOE5
> IOCC98D444AA08EI324 "I cannot understand the fiery letters," I said
> in a timid voice.
> 
> "No but I can," he said. "The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but
> the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But
> in common English this is what it says:
> 
> "'One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them, One OS to bring them
> all and in the darkness bind them.' "It is only two lines from a
> verse long known in System-lore:
> 
> "'Three OS's from corporate-kings in their towers of glass, Seven from
> valley-lords where orchards used to grow, Nine from dotcoms doomed to
> die, One from the Dark Lord Gates on his dark throne In the Land of
> Redmond where the Shadows lie. One OS to rule them all, One OS to
> find them, One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In
> the Land of Redmond where the Shadows lie.'"
> 
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Excellent Interpretation even my girlfriend laughed !
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