Hey sluggers

Thanks for all the help and info Ive printed the whole lot off and I
will be forwarding it all with my comments.

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Ive been replacing the old PII Machines in the office (Win 98 Office 97
outlandish virus exporter etc)
So my total cost now to change each PC is $986 for a Red Hat 8.0 machine
P4 256DDR Intel Mobo 40 gig HDD GF 2 MX 64mb DVD/CD-RW.

I rang IBM yesterday asked for a PC and just for fun

IBM REP PC sorry we don't sell a machine without an operating system..
ME OK whats the list of operating systems.
IBM  REP Windows Windows and Windows
ME Wow sparky thats a big range of OS's you, so you basically have a
list in front of you and it has all these PC's with Windows on it and
nothing else like lets see Linux..
IBM REP.pause as he thinks.......Yes
ME Ooh so you expect me to pay for a machine with software I don't
want..
IBM REP eeer Yes.  
ME good luck "click"

Next 3 companies I rang were happy not to have to sell me a machine with
Windows on it.

PS Isn't it funny when someone rings you up and says "don't open an
email Ive just sent you it has a virus in it"...

Me ...oooh you mean this email let me open it
Friend .ooh no your machine is now infected
ME Really.....and what do I run as an OS.
Friend (pause) Lin..Lin  Linux..so now your going to tell me it hasn't
infected your PC because you have Linux......your worse than my sister
with her stupid Apple machine..I hate people like you
ME so you sent the same email to your sister and she said the same
Friend  Yes she poked fun at me too Ive been calling everyone in my
contacts list..
ME  so what did we learn from this
Friend ... you and my sister are both smartarse's
ME so your going to format your hard disk and update huh
Friend... No stuff that I'm getting an iMAC 
Me trying not to laugh but not succeeding .

And so Unix marches on...

Regards

Richard Neal
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