An Irishman, Patrick Dunn, who lived in Texas sent a letter to his family back in the countryside of Ireland, Mr. and Mrs. Dunn.
Dear Mum and Dad. I have a nice life here, I'm working and I already have my own house! It's really beautiful as it looked down the river. It's little but comfortable, and I had it painted white... And so on. For the next five months, Mr and Mrs Dunn received no more letter from their son, so they got a bit worried. As a friend of the family went for a trip to Texas, the senior Dunns asked him to find their son. As the friend had never seen Patrick before and that Patrick hadn't included his adress, the senior Dunns only told the friend that Patrick lived in a little white house by a river. In rural Texas, the friend saw a white outhouse by the side of a river. Thinking that it matched Patrick's house's descriptions, he knocked on its door, asking, "Are you Dunn?" A Texan who had been using the outhouse to relieve himself came out. "Yes, I am." "Then why didn't you write to your poor family in Ireland!?" --- In a department store where there was a sale for two-piece clothing crammed inside a large basket, the cashiers were told to tell the costumers if the pieces don't match with the other. For instance, if a costumer picked up a L pyjama top but with a S pyjama trouser. One middle-aged woman came to the cashier with 2 pieces that didn't match. As it was her job, the cashier informed the woman, "Madam, you have a small top and a large bottom." The woman looked at the cashier for a long time before answering angrily, "Yeah? Well you don't look so hot either!!" --- In an elementary school... TEACHER: Now John, draw a picture of the most exciting thing in your life on the blackboard! (John drew a period.) TEACHER: (confused) ... What's so exciting about a period? JOHN: I don't know. But my sister has been missing two and the whole family's been excited over it. --- When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the Boss. The brain said, "I should be the Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be the Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked it lalself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss just sat and enjoyed passing out the sh*t . . . . . . . ! Moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a boss - any asshole will do. === "Believe in the ball, and throw yourself.. !!" ~The Wise Janitor ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar. Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free! http://us.click.yahoo.com/L5YrjA/eSIIAA/yQLSAA/4tWolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> -------------------------------------------------- Ikatan Alumni SMA Negeri 1 Bekasi, forum untuk menambah teman, saudara, sahabat, dan [.....]. Jika ingin berhenti menerima email dari sma1bks, kirim email ke [EMAIL PROTECTED] Ingin menerima email dari sma1bks, kirim email ke [EMAIL PROTECTED] Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sma1bks/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
