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From: Ciptono
Hadiroso
Newsgroups: news.misc
Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 8:10 AM
Subject: Untuk meredakan Stresss........... > 1.Kalo orang bilang > kamu judes, sabar aja. Kalo orang bilang kamu reseh,senyumin aja. Tapi > kalo ada orang bilang kamu cakep, tonjok aja tuh orang,karena itu > FITNAH!!!!!!!!^ > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > 2. IF u need ADVICE, message me. If u need FRIEND, call me. IF u > needHELP,e-mail me. If u need MONEY, nomor yg anda tuju tidak dapat > dihubungi. terima kasih.!!!!??????^ > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > 3. Seorang nenek yang nyebrang jalan hampir ketabrak motor. > Pengendara motor marah : "Nenek bego! Nyebrang jalan gak liat2!" > Nenek sewot : "Lo yg bego!! > Nabrak nenek-nenek aja gak kena..!!" > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > 4. Hasil survey > membuktikan bahwa 99% cewe milih cowo karena punya wibawa : > wii...BAWA mobil sport, wii...BAWA > uang banyak, wii...BAWAhandphone10 jt, > wii...BAWA credit card, wi...BAWA body guard!!!! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > 5. > Seorang tukang roti ditabrak metro mini, lalu polisi datang dan > bertanya, "ada apa Pak??" Si tukang roti yang uda sekarat menjawab, > "ada nanas, keju,coklat, dan mocca.." > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > 6. Saat kau sedih tak satupun yang > menyadari kesedihanmu. Saat bahagia > taksatupun melihat senyumu. Tapi saat kau kentut, semau menoleh >kepadamu. MENYEDIHKAN SEKALI...; >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > 7. Suatu malam BRAD PITT ke diskotik. Temen2 ga sabar bujuk dia >supayaikutgoyang.: "Ayo, goyang dong Brad! Goyang dong Brad!". > Dari situ lah lagu GOYANG DOMBRET tercipta.. >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > 8. > Selamat! Anda mendapatkan kado dari DIGITAL LG. > Pilih kado berikutini : 1. DIGI-LAS mobil > 2. DIGI-LING truk 3. DIGI-RING polisi 4. DIGI-GIT anjing >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > 9. When i see baby, i > remember "TEDDY BEAR DOLL". When i see a littlegirl,i remember >"BARBIE DOLL". But when i see u, i remember "PANADOL" >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > 10. Orang AMERIKA kentut bilang EXCUSE ME. Orang British kentut >bilangPARDON ME. Orang SINGAPORE kentut bilang I'M SORRY. Kalo Orang >Indonesia kentut, pasti bilang NOT ME!! NOT ME! >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Disclaimer : The information contained in this communication is intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom it is addressed and others authorized to receive it. It may contain confidential or legally privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient you are hereby notified that any disclosure, copying, distribution or taking any action in reliance on the contents of this information is strictly prohibited and may be unlawful. Unless otherwise specifically stated by the sender, any documents or views presented are solely those of the sender and do not constitute official documents or views of PT Bank Niaga Tbk. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by responding to [EMAIL PROTECTED] and then delete it from your system. PT Bank Niaga Tbk is neither liable for the proper and complete transmission of the information contained in this communication nor for any delay in its receipt. __._,_.___ -------------------------------------------------- Ikatan Alumni SMA Negeri 1 Bekasi, forum untuk menambah teman, saudara, sahabat, dan [.....]. Jika ingin berhenti menerima email dari sma1bks, kirim email ke [EMAIL PROTECTED] Ingin menerima email dari sma1bks, kirim email ke [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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