A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated 
conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her 
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:           
                                                     
 
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. 
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come 
one last time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this 
country.......we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives........"


"Hey, cool down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' about sex? I'm a justa 
tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."


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