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JOKE OF THE DAY
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The teacher asked her students to use the
word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went
to the New Your City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was
fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted the
word "fascinate."
Sally raised her hand. She said,
"My famiy went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was
Fascinated." The teacher said, "good, but I wanted the word
"fascinate."
Little Billy raised his hand. The
teacher hesitated because Billy was noted for his bad language. She finally
decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so
she called on him.
Billy said, "My sister has a
sweater with 10 buttons, but her chest is so big she can only "fasten
8."
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Charles Mims
http://www.the-sandbox.org
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