NOTE FROM CHRIS:
A chain of strip clubs in Windsor, Ontario and Detroit,
Michigan is offering to pay tuition for co-eds who work as
strippers -- as long as they maintain B-or-above averages.
Saying it makes for "happier young ladies," the company
will pay $1,500 to $2,000 in educational expenses per year
to women or men who work in its clubs. The money is
on top of the $10 an hour that dancers are paid and
the cash they get from tips and private dances.
"But Chris," you ask, "How do I know if I'm taking
a class with a stripper?" GREAT question!
The Top 15 Signs Your Classmate Is a Stripper
15> Her grades aren't the only things that appear to have been
inflated.
14> Psychs herself up for tests with quiet self-affirmations of
"I'm good enough... I'm smart enough..." -- in gym class.
13> You: Studying for the bar exam.
Her: Studying for the pole exam.
12> When it's time to pass out tests, he motions the professor
to tuck it into his underwear.
11> In econ class, she's always willing to show her
recession-proof models.
10> She asks if you want to buy her a $15 pencil.
9> Turns in a thesis titled "A Study in Microeconomics: Japanese
Businessmen Are Sick Bastards, but Tip Huge."
8> A lot of classmates stagger into 8 a.m. classes reeking of
booze and cigarettes, but *he* doesn't belong to a fraternity.
7> Each time you lean sideways to whisper a humorously
flirtatious comment to her during class, a jealous Ben
Affleck smacks your head from the row behind and asks,
"How many Oscars have *you* won, tough guy?"
6> She just did something with a No. 2 pencil that you never
dreamt possible.
5> She gets an A on her midterm, even though it's the professor
who did the cramming last night.
4> Her graduation cap has two tassels and she can make them
rotate in opposite directions.
3> She *always* has change for a twenty.
2> When you ask to see her notes from last week's class, she
replies, "Only in the VIP room, buster."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign Your Classmate Is a Stripper...
1> It takes her three songs to change for gym class.
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[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
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