*Greg was sitting on the
steps of the library reading a book. Very glued to the book
looked like, his eyes wondered around the pages very
determined to find out what will happen he turns the page very
fast. Nobody can get his attention away from it... but right
when he is about to find Waldo he sees in the corner of his
eye a lady walking up to him. He turns his head to look at the
girl... who looked so familiar! *
Hi... Do i know you? *asks
Greg*
*the girl looks at him
then walks away. Greg ponders for a minute but then realizes
something about her that he's seen before....*
I swear i've seen that ass
before... *He ponders* But where? when?
*he gets out his photo
album that he calls EX'S BOOTIES and looks through the photos.
He then finds the picture of where he's seen before... her
name was Stephi. She has brown hair, fair complexion, blue
eyes
*Greg wonders
back ... back in 1976 when they met in college, they
were the same age. she was a nurse major there and had a
twin sister who's name was Jen who was a bartender. Jen was
different than her dear sister Stephi cause Jen didnt go to
college... she dropped out of middle school right after
joining a motorcycle gang with her friends called TUFF
BLUD... Jen and Stephi looked a lot alike except Jen had
tattoos, green hair, dark complextion and piercings all
over... in fact she looked nothing like her sister.
*Greg wonders why they're
relationship ended though but cant remember what exactly
happend.... he goes back to try to remember....
*one day he and Stephi go
to her house to study but decided to up to her bedroom...
there they had sex on her bathroom floor. After about a
while they decided to study some more. Greg felt like a
sandwhich so he walks in the kitchen where Jen was eating
coffee grains and sugar packets... Greg wonders about it but
not for long. He tries to make the sandwhich but wonders where
the knives are*
You want the knives? i
know where the knives are *Jen says* but you have to go after
them... *Jen shoves some knives down her pants*
Doesnt that hurt? *greg
asks*
No i'm used to pain...
doesnt that just turn you on? it does me *Jen says*
*Greg agrees and they
start going at it on the kitchen table. After they are done he
grabs one of the knives and continues to make a
sandwhich.*
Man all this sex is making
me hungry *Greg says*
*He goes back to Stephi's
bedroom where Stephi is taking a nap so he goes into his mom's
bedroom to take a shower so he wouldnt wake up Stephi. A
minute later their mom comes into the bedroom, sees Greg in
the shower and gets in with him... they go at it in the
shower*
Man i really need to leave
this house! *says greg as he leaves the house and avoids all
contact with them. Couple months later he goes over to their
house to catch up with "good times" but they all hit him with
good news*
Greg... *says Stephi* i'm
pregnant!
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!! *screams
Greg as he runs out of her bedroom*
Yo Greg! *yells Jen* I'm
pregnant and yous the pop!
AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
Greggie bear where are you
going?! *the mom wonders* cause i got great news! I'm pregnant
with your baby!
AAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!!! *Greg
runs out the house and to the airport and catches the next
flight to Idaho*
*Back from his daydream he
panics and drops the Waldo book and walks out of the
library*
*a voice from behind him
responds*
Daddy?
To be
continued.....
k this was kinda stupid
LoL :-P
