ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! That was GOOD lol
----- Original Message ----- From: "Charles" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "'The Sandbox Discussion List'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "Nolan Mims" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, October 05, 2003 9:48 PM Subject: [Sndbox] (Shark Fishing) > > > On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Gulf > coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the > pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless > man, wearing an Auburn jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself > from the jaws of a 25-foot shark. > > As the pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men > wearing Alabama jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks' side. > The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Auburn guy > from the water. Then using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and > hauled it, too, into the boat. > > Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my > blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some > bitter hatred between the Auburn Tigers and the Alabama Crimson Tide, but > now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true." > > As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that"? "It > was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access > to all of God's wisdom." > > "Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom , but he > doesn't know much about shark fishing. ... Is the bait holding up O.K., or > do we need to get another one?" > > > > ________________________________ > > Changes to your subscription (unsubs, nomail, digest) can be made by going to http://sandboxmail.net/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net ________________________________ Changes to your subscription (unsubs, nomail, digest) can be made by going to http://sandboxmail.net/mailman/listinfo/sndbox_sandboxmail.net
