At The Football
Game
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the really tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked,
"What on earth do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
"Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!!"
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "especially the really tight pants and all of the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked,
"What on earth do you mean?"
"Well, I saw them flip a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
"Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!!"
Charles Mims
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