** Thoughts for today **
1. Birds of a
feather flock together and crap on your car.
2. When I'm
feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the
end of his chain and gag himself.
3. If you can't be kind, at
least have the decency to be vague.
4. Don't assume malice for
what stupidity can explain.
5. The real art of conversation is not
only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid
the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
6. The easiest way to find
something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
7.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.
Atomic Blonde
If you want to judge a mans character,
give him power.
Abe | 
