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Two boys were
walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong
preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do
you think about all this Satan stuff?"
The other boy
replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's
probably just your dad. ##############
Attending a wedding
for the first time, a little girl whispered to
her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in
white?" "Because white is
the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day
of her life." The child thought
about this for a moment, then said, "So why is the
groom wearing black?" ##############
A little girl,
dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as
she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As
she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me
be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"
While she was running and praying, she tripped on a
curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing
her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and
started running again. As she ran she once again began
to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be
late...But please don't shove me either!"
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Three boys are in
the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The
first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a
piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him
$50." The second boy says,
"That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few
words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give
him $100." The third boy says,
"I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few
words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon. And it
takes eight people to collect all the money!"
##############
A Sunday School
teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus
with them to child replied: "They
couldn't get a baby sitter." ##############
A Sunday school
teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with
her five and six year olds. After explaining the
commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she
asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a
beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not
kill." #############
At Sunday School
they were teaching how God created everything,
including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially
intent when they told him how Eve was created out of
one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother
noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said,
"Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny
responded, "I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to
have a wife." ###########
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