An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She's hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher:
"They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said,
"Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in.
"Disregard." he says.
"She got in the backseat by mistake.
Charles Mims
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