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OMG! LMAO!!
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Sent: Friday, October 17, 2003 10:07
PM
Subject: [Sndbox] Do You Miss Old Bill
Clinton?
Do You Miss Old Bill
Clinton?
Do you miss
Bill?
How about the new highway named for Clinton in his home state of
Arkansas? It's a little crooked, and it has a long yellow streak down the
center. Be careful if you drive on it, it's a little slick...
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
shelves this week with "Clinton Soup; to honor one of the nation's most
distinguished men". It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.
They
had to pull that car out of production after initial test results showed that
the little white lines on the road kept disappearing all the time....sniff...
When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he
replied: "I don't know, I never had one."
American Indians have
nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't
fly.
Clinton lacks only three things to become one of America's finest
leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of
three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly.
Revised judicial oath:
"I
solemnly swear to tell the truth, as I know it; the whole truth, as I believe
it to be; and nothing but what I think you need to know."
Politicians
and diapers have one thing in common. Both should be changed regularly, and
for the same reason.
And how about the 'Clinton Drycleaners'
franchises and their new slogan? "Don't let a little stain ruin your
day!"
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