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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Sunday, October 19, 2003 3:45
PM
Subject: [Sndbox] lost
>TWO MEN CRASHED IN THEIR PRIVATE PLANE ON A
DESERTED
>SOUTH PACIFIC ISLAND. BOTH SURVIVED. ONE OF THE
MEN
>BRUSHED HIMSELF OFF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO RUN ALL OVER
>THE
ISLAND TO SEE IF THEY HAD ANY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL.
>
>WHEN HE
RETURNED, HE RUSHED UP TO THE OTHER MAN AND
>SCREAMED "THIS ISLAND IS
UNINHABITED, THERE IS NO
>FOOD, THERE IS NO WATER....WE ARE GOING TO
DIE!
>
>THE OTHER MAN LEANED BACK AGAINST THE FUSELAGE OF
THE
>WRECKED PLANE, FOLDED HIS ARMS AND RESPONDED, "NO
>WE'RE NOT.
I MAKE OVER $250,000 A WEEK."
>
>THE FIRST MAN GRABBED HIS FRIEND
AND SHOOK Him.
>"LISTEN, WE ARE ON AN UNINHABITED ISLAND THERE IS
NO
>FOOD NO WATER, AND WE ARE GOING TO DIE!"
>
>THE OTHER
MAN, UNRUFFLED, AGAIN RESPONDED, "NO WE ARE
>NOT, I MAKE OVER $250,000 A
WEEK."
>
>MYSTIFIED, THE FIRST MAN, TAKEN ABACK WITH SUCH
AN
>ANSWER AGAIN AND REPEATED.."FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M
>TELLING
YOU WE ARE DOOMED. THERE IS NO ONE ELSE ON THE ISLAND. THERE
IS
>NO
>FOOD OR WATER. I REPEAT, WE ARE GOING TO DIE A SLOW
DEATH."
>
>
>STILL UNFAZED, THE OTHER MAN LOOKED THE FIRST
MAN IN THE EYES AND SAID,
>"DO
>NOT MAKE ME SAY THIS AGAIN.
I
>MAKE OVER $250,000 A WEEK.........I
TITHE................
>
>MY PASTOR WILL FIND
US.
>
>
>
>
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