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Hello, Animal Control?" the excited spinster said
into the phone. "I
need some officers here right away. There are 30 dogs on my front lawn. "I see." said the dispatcher. "Can you tell if any of them are mad?" "Well," she said "28 of them are. The other two are busy eating the postman and they won't share.." Greg Hopper
"Why is it that our children can't
read a Bible in school, but they can
in
prison?" |
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