>
>As it were, an Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her physician to ask
>his help in reviving her husband's sex drive.
>
>"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor. "Not a chance," she said,
>"He won't even take an aspirin." "Not a problem," replied the doctor,
>"Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call
>me in a week to let me know how things went."
>
>It wasn't a week later, but what she rang up the doctor, who directly
>inquired as to progress.
>
>The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! Twas horrid!
>Just terrible, Doctor!"
>
>"Really? What happened?", asked the doctor.
>
>"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The
>effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle
>in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his
>arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters
>and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the
>tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!"
>
>"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"
>
>"No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've
>had in 25 years. But I'll never be able to show my face in Starbucks
>again!"
Charles Mims
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