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Sent: Saturday, October 25,
2003 9:39 PM
Subject: [Sndbox] The
Weekly World News Scoops The Mainstream Press On TheSaddam &
Osama Wedding
The Weekly World News Scoops The Mainstream
Press On The Saddam & Osama Wedding
Nobody and I mean nobody gets the inside scoop on the war on
terrorism like the Weekly World News. For example, while Fox or
CNN haven't even reported that Osama Bin Laden & Saddam have
gotten married to each other, the WWN actually has a pic of the
two of them together along with a shaved down ape the two of
them have adopted....
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But that's not all! Here are a few choice quotes from the
story that the mainstream press doesn't have the guts to tell
you about!
"Saddam -- who is the "woman" in the strange
coupling....turned on a trusted bodyguard "like a mama lion"
when the man made a crude comment about the terror kingpins'
September nuptials and then accidentally jabbed the baby chimp
with a diaper pin while laughing at his own joke.
By the time stick-thin Osama pulled stocky Saddam off, the
bodyguard, a Saddam relative, had very nearly been blinded --
with both of his eyes, a source says, "having very nearly been
scratched out."
Now why would the mainstream media cover this story up? Could
it be to protect a certain group of cheese eating surrender
monkeys who might be embarrassed by this revelation?
"By the time the CIA found out about their hastily
arranged but well attended wedding in late September -- French
President Jacques Chirac and PLO chief Yasser Arafat were among
its many dignitaries -- the doe-eyed couple who exchanged vows
in northern Iraq were holed up in a honeymoon love nest
thousands of miles away...in France."
Unfortunately, the WWN says Saddam and Osama escaped to Syria
before we had a chance to capture them. Hey, next time, don't
screw around getting warrants and permission to arrest them,
just carpet bomb the area they're in with MOABs and send a fruit
basket as a "sorry we bombed your country gift" afterwards. I
believe that's what Frank J. of IMAO would suggest and if it's good
enough for a violent internet humor columnist, it's good enough
for me!
Charles
Mims
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