 Microsoft: The Next 25
Years
As we "celebrate" the first 25 years of Microsoft. We take a look ahead at what the future holds for the next 25 years at Microsoft. | ||
| 2001 | .NET system goes online, human decisions are removed from the office environment | |
| 2001 | 2:14am, August 29th, .NET become self-aware, corporations try to pull the plug but it's too late, .NET strikes back. | |
| 2002 | Internet Explorer 6.0 for Windows released. | |
| 2004 | Supreme Court rules to break up Microsoft. | |
| 2005 | President Gates disbands Supreme Court, orders break up of Sun Microsystems, IBM and Oracle. | |
| 2006 | Windows 2004 released. | |
| 2007 | Microsoft purchases Napster-Disney-Cisco-Coke-Ford-Avis to compete with Oracle-AOL-3Com-Pepsi-GM-Hertz and GE. | |
| 2008 | Windows NT 4.0 Service Pack 84 released. | |
| 2009 | Gates second term as President begins. | |
| 2010 | Microsoft Office surpasses the 18 Terabyte mark. | |
| 2012 | Windows 2010 Service Pack 1 released. | |
| 2013 | Windows 2010 released. | |
| 2015 | Microsoft releases Internet Explorer 6.0 for Apple Macintosh. | |
| 2016 | Microsoft enhances their only innovation by introducing the "Red Screen of Death." | |
| 2020 | Bill Gates purchases Linus Torvalds. | |
| 2021 | Researchers develop first crash-proof operating system, then destroy it. They are just that evil. | |
| 2024 | Microsoft genetic engineers realize Bill Gates' childhood dream and develop the first talking rabbit. | |
| 2025 | A reunited Backstreet Boys perform at the 50th anniversary of the founding of Microsoft. |
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