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ROFL!
David L.
Ben Franklin: "Only a
virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt, they have
more need of masters."
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower
father died, Charles
decided he needed a woman to
enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he
spotted a
woman whose beauty took his breath away.
"I'm just an ordinary
man," he said, walking up to
her, "but in just a week or two, my father
will die
and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman went home
with Charles, and the next day she
became his stepmother.
Greg Hopper
"Why is it that our children can't
read a Bible in school, but they can
in
prison?"
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