LOL!
 

David L.

Ben Franklin:  "Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt, they have more need of masters."

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From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]On Behalf Of Greg
Sent: Monday, October 27, 2003 2:40 AM
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Subject: [Sndbox] Hillary Gets Elected President

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night
in the White House.  The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary
says, "How can I  best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...  Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh!  I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln
appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln  says, "Go to the theater."

 
 
Greg Hopper
 
"Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
prison?"
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