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LOL!
David L.
Ben Franklin: "Only a
virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt, they have
more need of masters."
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is
spending her first night in the White House. The ghost of George
Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my
country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says
Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas
Jefferson appears... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my
country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I
really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe
Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my
country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Greg Hopper
"Why is it that our children can't
read a Bible in school, but they can
in prison?"
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