>Subject: Halloween Costume

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>Halloween Costume

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>A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He

>doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he

>writes to a costume company to explain his problem.

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>A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:

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> Dear Sir,

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> Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief

>will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just

>right as a pirate.

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> Very truly yours,

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>Acme Costume Co.

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>The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his

>wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and

>he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

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> Dear Sir,

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> Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your

>wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.

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> Very truly yours,

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> Acme Costume Co.

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>Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his

>Wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company

>another nasty letter of complaint. The next week he gets a small parcel

>and a note, which reads:

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> Dear Sir,

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> Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over

>your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel

>apple.

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> Very truly yours,

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> Acme Costume Co.

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Charles Mims
http://www.the-sandbox.org
 
 
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