>Subject: Halloween Costume
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>Halloween Costume
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>A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
>doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he
>writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
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>A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
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> Dear Sir,
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> Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief
>will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just
>right as a pirate.
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> Very truly yours,
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>Acme Costume Co.
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>The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his
>wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and
>he receives another parcel and a note, which says:
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> Dear Sir,
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> Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
>wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
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> Very truly yours,
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> Acme Costume Co.
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>Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
>Wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company
>another nasty letter of complaint. The next week he gets a small parcel
>and a note, which reads:
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> Dear Sir,
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> Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over
>your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel
>apple.
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> Very truly yours,
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> Acme Costume Co.
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