The new Marine
Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post
in
the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up
behind
the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
Well, Sir," is the reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and
no women and Sir, sometimes the men have... urges. That's why we have
the
camel, Sir."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about
urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his
own
urges, and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down
his
pants, and has sex with the camel.
When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant,"Is that how the men do
it?"
"No Sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel
into
town."
in
the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up
behind
the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
Well, Sir," is the reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and
no women and Sir, sometimes the men have... urges. That's why we have
the
camel, Sir."
The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about
urges, so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his
own
urges, and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down
his
pants, and has sex with the camel.
When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant,"Is that how the men do
it?"
"No Sir," the First Sergeant replies. "They usually just ride the camel
into
town."
Charles Mims
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