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Why you have to insult us by calling us maternal? Kids are evil.
Stephi
-------Original Message-------
Date: 10/31/2003 9:57:24 AM
Subject: Re: [Sndbox] Your Children Are Ugly
Maybe... Not all women are maternal like the women in the Sandbox...
Trust me....
On Friday, October 31, 2003, at 06:45 AM, Angela wrote:
> But I bet the kids saw right through it and the guy was too overcome
> with
> his own needs to pay attention to the fact the kids probably hated her.
>
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> Sent: Friday, October 31, 2003 6:29 AM
> To: The Sandbox Discussion List
> Subject: Re: [Sndbox] Your Children Are Ugly
>
>
> You read my mind, scary thought isn't it?
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> Sent: Friday, October 31, 2003 5:14 AM
> Subject: Re: [Sndbox] Your Children Are Ugly
>
>
>>
>> I bet the woman that wrote the article made believe that she liked
>> kids
>> before she had the poor sap caught.
>>
>>
>> On Friday, October 31, 2003, at 05:01 AM, Greg wrote:
>>
>>> Can you imagine a man being so desperate for a woman, that he would
>>> inflict
>>> that on his children? I wouldn't let a woman like that within a 100
>>> miles of
>>> my house, shudder at the thought of the living horror that you know
>>> those
>>> kids are bound to live with.
>>>
>>>
>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>> Sent: Friday, October 31, 2003 4:42 AM
>>> Subject: Re: [Sndbox] Your Children Are Ugly
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> The unfortunate thing is that, for men in their 30's and 40's who are
>>> single dads, women like this make up a majority of the available
>>> dating
>>> pool.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> On Friday, October 31, 2003, at 04:17 AM, Laurie wrote:
>>>
>>>> Thank you....you said what I was thinking.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Laurie
>>>>>
>>>>> Agreed.... that was *real* venom.... not a funny
>>>>> tongue and cheek
>>>>> article.
>>>>> Women like this should be rounded up and taken to a
>>>>> remote island
>>>>> and left for dead.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> On Friday, October 31, 2003, at 12:39 AM, Greg
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> I get the point, but God I feel sorry for her
>>>>> stepkids.....this woman
>>>>>> seems to hate kids. This paragraph I found very
>>>>> enlightening "
>>>>>>
>>>>>> If your little animal is so wild that he can't sit
>>>>> quietly in his seat
>>>>>> while in a restaurant, then you need to leave him
>>>>> at home. My husband
>>>>>> has two kids that are too wild to sit and eat for
>>>>> an hour straight, so
>>>>>> we don't take them with us when we go out to eat.
>>>>> It really is a very
>>>>>> simple concept. "
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Notice she didn't say her kids, or her
>>>>> stepchildren, but "her husbands
>>>>>> kids".......I've been a stepkid, and God I feel
>>>>> for her stepkids. They
>>>>>> have the wicked witch for a stepmother...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And before someone says I missed the point, notice
>>>>> my first
>>>>>> sentance......I got the point. But this just
>>>>> dripped hatred for
>>>>>> kids......
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ----- Original Message -----
>>>>>> From: Charles
>>>>>> To: 'The Sandbox Discussion List'
>>>>>> Sent: Thursday, October 30, 2003 9:24 PM
>>>>>> Subject: [Sndbox] Your Children Are Ugly
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Your Children Are Ugly
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I work in a 'family' restaurant. Apparently, since
>>>>> we have a multitude
>>>>>> of high chairs, people assume that our nice, sit
>>>>> down restaurant
>>>>>> doubles as a play place McDonald's. Very often, I
>>>>> can be heard musing
>>>>>> to myself, "Why isn't anyone beating that kid?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Did I mention that we're a SIT DOWN restaurant?
>>>>> With carpet on the
>>>>>> floor and trendy alcoholic beverages that cost
>>>>> over $7? You would
>>>>>> think that our customers would come in and realize
>>>>> that this is not an
>>>>>> appropriate place to let your spawn crawl around
>>>>> on the floor under
>>>>>> the booths grinding macaroni and cheese into the
>>>>> carpet and howling.
>>>>>> You would think that the baby factories that come
>>>>> in would worry about
>>>>>> their toddlers playing tag in isles where servers
>>>>> are carrying heavy,
>>>>>> steaming hot plates.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> They don't. And furthermore, if one of those hot
>>>>> plates were to fall
>>>>>> and bash in the brains of their precious little
>>>>> spawn, they would sue
>>>>>> us despite the fact that we are a restaurant, not
>>>>> a daycare.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> One night, I was waiting on a table with 2 parents
>>>>> and 2 children who
>>>>>> were actually sitting in their seats. I was
>>>>> considering myself awfully
>>>>>> lucky until a 2-year-old from another table
>>>>> toddled over to my table,
>>>>>> snatched some chocolate milk from one of the semi
>>>>> well behaved kids,
>>>>>> and then proceeded to lurch on back to his
>>>>> parents.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The parents didn't even notice.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Obviously perturbed, I walked over to them and
>>>>> said in a sickly sweet
>>>>>> voice, "While you were busy with your
>>>>> conversation, your child just
>>>>>> stole chocolate milk off the table of one of my
>>>>> customers."
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The woman doubled over laughing, "Oh my goodness!
>>>>> Isn't that funny?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> No, it's not funny. It's not cute. It's incredibly
>>>>> rude and
>>>>>> disrespectful. Furthermore, it could have been
>>>>> completely prevented
>>>>>> had you been watching your child like you were
>>>>> supposed too. I looked
>>>>>> pointedly over to my table hoping that she would
>>>>> notice that my
>>>>>> customers were not in the least amused. This woman
>>>>> STILL didn't get
>>>>>> it. I wanted to dip her head into a bowl of
>>>>> battery acid.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This big group of Spanish people came into our
>>>>> restaurant another
>>>>>> night with about 8 little animals. Oblivious, they
>>>>> got drunk while
>>>>>> their kids sprinted though the restaurant, jumped
>>>>> onto random booths,
>>>>>> and even ran into the kitchen and came VERY close
>>>>> to dipping their
>>>>>> pudgy little fingers into the fryer. Repeatedly,
>>>>> my manager intervened
>>>>>> and told the kids that they MUST stay in their
>>>>> seats. No dice. I spent
>>>>>> the night wondering how I could push one over and
>>>>> hurt them badly
>>>>>> while making it look like an accident. By the time
>>>>> the little monsters
>>>>>> had finally left the restaurant, the other paying
>>>>> customers were so
>>>>>> annoyed, that my manager had to buy them ALL free
>>>>> dessert to make them
>>>>>> happy again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I guess the point I'm trying to make is: If your
>>>>> little animal is so
>>>>>> wild that he can't sit quietly in his seat while
>>>>> in a restaurant, then
>>>>>> you need to leave him at home. My husband has two
>>>>> kids that are too
>>>>>> wild to sit and eat for an hour straight, so we
>>>>> don't take them with
>>>>>> us when we go out to eat. It really is a very
>>>>> simple concept.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't find your kids or their behavior
>>>>> particularly cute. In fact, I
>>>>>> think your kids are hideously ugly. Your children
>>>>> are whining, crying,
>>>>>> rude, nasty, deformed looking little brats that
>>>>> smell like shit and
>>>>>> are in serious need of a good, sound beating. I
>>>>> would brutally murder
>>>>>> your children and tack their dried skins on my
>>>>> wall as a trophy if I
>>>>>> could get away with it. Trust me.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Do you really want someone like me bringing your
>>>>> kids chocolate milk?
>>>>>> No?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Then leave them at home.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Charles Mims
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
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>>>> I wanted a perfect ending... Now, I've learned, the hard way, that
>>>> some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear
>>>> beginning,
>>>> middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking
>>>> the moment, and making the best of it, without knowing what's going
>>>> to
>>>> happen next. Delicious ambiguity.
>>>> --Gilda Radner
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