Signs you've chosen a "no frills" airline...
* You can't board the plane unless you have the exact
change.
* Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to
fasten your Velcro.
* The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a
little for gas.
* When they pull the steps away, the plane starts
rocking.
* No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing
before your eyes.
* The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows
off the runway.
* You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and
he says, "Just once." |
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