In the confessional, a man admits, "Father, it has been one month
since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week
for
the last month."
The priest instructs the sinner to say three Hail Marys for
his
penance and to go and sin no more.
Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has
been two
months
since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green
twice a
> week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who
is Nookie
Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," says the priest. He blesses the man, tells him
that
his sins are forgiven and that he must say ten Hail Marys as his penance.
He
further counsels the man to stay clear of temptation by
avoiding Nookie
> Green. The next morning, the priest is preparing to deliver his
sermon
when, all of a sudden, a gorgeous, tall, woman enters the church. All
the
men's
eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and
sits down
right in front of the priest. Her dress is green and very short, with
matching,
shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and the altar boy gasp
as the
woman
in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly
open.
The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Nookie
Green?"
The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies, "No
Father,
I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."
Charles Mims
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