A Phone Company

 

>

> A Kentucky Phone Company was going to hire a team of telephone pole

> installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two rednecks or

> a team of two Irish guys.

> So the boss met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each

> team will install poles out on the new road for a day. The team that

> installs

> the most phone poles gets the job".

> Both teams headed right out.

> At end of the shift, Pat and Mike, the Irish guys, came back and the

> boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was tough

> going, but they'd put in twelve.

> Forty-five minutes later, Bubba and Duke, the redneck guys came back and

> they were totally exhausted. The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did

> you guys install?" Bubba, the team leader wiped his brow and sighed, "Duke

> and me, we got three in."

> The boss gasped, "Three? Those two Irish guys put in twelve!"

> "Yeah," said Bubba, "but you should see how much they left stickin' out

> of the ground!"

 
Charles Mims
http://www.the-sandbox.org
 
 
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