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Charles Mims's Personal Humorscope
for Wednesday, November 5, 2003
-- "Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
mistake when you make it again." -- F. P. Jones |
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Nobody will understand you today, and it will be
impossible to get the simplest idea across. For example, even such a
basic concept as "please untie me and take this gag out of my mouth"
will only cause people to stare at you in confusion.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
It will occur to you that there may be something behind
the heroic and daring exploits of people in commercials for snack
foods. You are absolutely right - in fact, snack foods can be
dangerous if over-indulged in. I once wrestled a giant anaconda after
downing a bag of Ranch flavored potato chips and a Hostess HoHo.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Good day to sleep in. A nap would work well today, too.
Try to get to bed early. Aside from that, nothing too exciting today.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Good day to begin that toothpick sculpture you've been
thinking of. You'll be the only private individual (aside from Martha
Stewart) who orders toothpicks by the case. Martha goes through
several boxes just sticking breakfast together, I hear.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You are about to have an idea of almost mind-boggling
brilliance. Try to remain calm.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will be hit on the head by a carton of yogurt today,
which will not strike you as being the least bit funny at the time.
Later, of course, you'll all have a good laugh about it.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Poit twoonie squaggle? Floon morble tid bubbu taha, hen?
Hen?
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Good day to begin construction of a labyrinth. Everybody
loves a labyrinth.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You will hear a mysterious "whapping" sound as you are
passing by a church today. Curiosity will get the better of you, and
you will peek inside. To your relief you will discover it's only the
nuns, playing a quick game of dodge-ball.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Excellent time to race one of those little Shriners cars
up and down the sidewalk twenty thousand million times. Also, you'll
meet an angel, but don't let on that you know who she really is.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Better have that spot checked out by a doctor. Sure it may
look benign, but sometimes those carpet stains can spread.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Be careful if you try to be funny, today. Although you are
normally reknowned for your dry wit, you may be a bit soggy, today.
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