A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth
to eight children.

The line was bad, and the operator didn't hear the message. "Would you
repeat that?",  the operator asked.

"Not if I can help it, " said the mother.
 
 
Greg Hopper
 
"Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in
prison?"
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