The Top 15 Pickup Lines of the Undead
15> "Your face or mine?"
14> "I play guitar. Care to meet my friends, Charlie and Mick?"
13> "You know, they named that drink after me."
12> "Is it hot in here, or is that just the embalming fluids
running through my veins?"
11> "I can 'rise from the dead,' if you know what I mean."
10> "One look at you, and my knees turn to jelly. Or actually,
sort of a yellowish, maggoty substance."
9> "You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind
all night -- care to peel back my scalp and see?"
8> "Excuse me, but did you just drop this finger?"
7> "What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich, is he rich
like me?"
6> "I've had my eye on you all night. Right there, stuck to your
shoulder. Can I please have it back now?"
5> "Baby, if I were in charge of the alphabet, I'd put... BRAINS!
MUST EAT BRAINS!"
4> "My rotten, maggot-infested skin would look great -- in a pile
on your bedroom floor."
3> "You can't spell 'gruesome' without 'u' and 'me.'"
2> "Viagra, schmiagra -- I got rigor mortis, baby!"
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Pickup Line of the Undead...
1> "Sweetheart, you light up my death!"
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[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
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