A Rare Disease Cure

Learning he had a rare disease whose only cure was mother's
milk, Mr. Shipman took out a personal ad looking for a nursing
mother.

To his delight, he found a woman almost at once and, after
agreeing on a price, he went up to her apartment.

As it happened, Mr. Shipman had incredibly soft lips, and an
active tongue, and after five minutes of nursing, the woman
was almost beside herself with passion.

"Is there anything else I can offer you?" she panted.

Smiling impishly, Mr. Shipman responded, "If it's not too much
trouble, do you happen to have any Oreos?"
 
Charles Mims
http://www.the-sandbox.org
 
 
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