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LOL!
David L.
Ben Franklin:
“Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom.
As nations become corrupt, they have more need of masters.”
A drunk staggers into a Catholic church, sits down clumsily
in the
Confession Box, and says nothing. The priest is waiting and
waiting,
and waiting. After a while, the patient priest coughs to
attract the drunk's
attention, but still there is only silence.
The
priest raps on the wall three times in a final attempt to get
the man
to speak. Finally, the drunk replies: "No use
knockin', pal, there's no paper
in this one either.
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