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On the day of their 50th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the
negligee
she wore on her wedding night and puts it on. She goes to her
husband and
says, "Honey, do you remember this?" He looks up from his newspaper
and says, "Yes
dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She says,
"Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
night?" He nods
and says, "Yes dear, I still remember." "Well, what was it?" she
asks. He's
not much in the mood for this, but he sighs and responds, "Well,
honey, as I
remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those
boobs and
screw your brains out." She giggles and says, "Yes dear, that's it.
That's
exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later and I'm in the
same negligee.
What do you have to say tonight?" He looks her up and down, and
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