Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench at the entry way when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?

Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

"Really, like a new-born baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants."
 
Charles Mims
http://www.the-sandbox.org
 
 
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