Dear Wife
I'm sending you this email to bring up to date
on the events of
our family. I tried to talk to you while you
were on your computer, but you
just kept telling me that you would
BRB.....whatever that means. So, I
decided to send you this email.
John Jr. cut his first tooth today. He's the
one you bounce on your knee
while typing. Remember how he giggles when he
hears the" Ut Oh" sound? Sorry
about him dropping his peanut butter sandwich
on your keyboard. Is it
working okay since I cleaned it up for you?
Can you read the letters I tried
to paint back on your keyboard? Most of them
had been rubbed off.
Susie had her first date Saturday night. She
had a good time and said to
thank you for letting them use your car. She
put the keys back on the key
rack underneath the cobwebs where she found
them. Do you realize that she
wears the same size clothes as you do? In case
you've forgotten her, she's
the one who has you raise your feet when she's
running the sweeper.
Tim is playing football. He looks forward to
going to school now that he has
a sport to play. He wanted to know if you
would come to one of his games if
we bought you a laptop to bring along? Do you
remember him? He's the one who
empties your porta potty for you.
Lets see.....since the last time I wrote you
(3 months ago), the
refrigerator had to be replaced, the dog died
from old age, your mother and
dad painted the room where your computer is
(hope you like the color), the
church has a new pastor, the President has
been impeached, and oh yes..... I
have a new job.
Well, I think that's about it. I'll email you
again in about 3 months. You
take care of yourself honey. We all "miss" you
very much and will see you
the next time the power goes off!
Love,
Your Husband
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I wanted a perfect ending... Now, I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't
rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about
not knowing, having to change, taking the moment, and making the best of it, without
knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity.
--Gilda Radner
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