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The handyman was working for a
Synagogue had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went
out to look for work. First he went to a Catholic church and was told that in
order to work there he would have to answer one question. The priest asked,
"Where was Jesus born?"
The man answered, "Pittsburgh", and was
thrown out.
He then went to a Baptist church. The
minister told him that in order to get a job there he would have to answer a
question. He was asked, "Where was Jesus born?"
The man answered, "Philadelphia." He was
tossed out.
Walking away he met the rabbi who was
looking for him. The rabbi exclaimed, "The board approved your raise. Please
come back immediately."
The man said to the rabbi, "I will come
back only if you answer a question. "Where was Jesus born?"
The rabbi says, "Bethlehem."
"Geez", cries the man. "I knew it was in
Pennsylvania!" Greg Hopper
"Why is it that our children can't
read a Bible in school, but they can
in
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