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OMG lol Bet he didn't take her up on
it eh? lol
Greg Hopper
"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said
to be praying, but when
God talks to us
we're schizophrenic?"
- Lily Tomlin -
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Monday, November 24, 2003 8:00
PM
Subject: [Sndbox] Would you?
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all
out..... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just before the party
started, two bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the
bums, the woman told them that she would give them a meal if they will
help chop some wood for her out back. Gratefully, they headed to the
rear of the house.
The guests arrived, and all was going well with
the children having a
wonderful time. But the clown hadn't shown up. After
a half an hour, the
clown finally called to report that he was stuck in
traffic, and would
probably not make the party at all.
The woman
was very disappointed and unsuccessfully tried to entertain
the children
herself. She happened to look out the window and saw one of
the bums doing
cartwheels across the lawn. She watched in awe as he
swung from tree
branches, did midair flips, and leaped high in the air.
She spoke to
the other bum and said, "What your friend is doing is
absolutely
marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your
friend would
consider repeating this performance for the children at the
party? I would
pay him $50!"
The other bum says, "Well, I dunno. Let me ask him. HEY
WILLIE! FOR $50,
WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"
Charles
Mims
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