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A math teacher liked to launch into a really bad Elvis Presley
impersonation to liven up his class. He usually began class with singing, "Solve Me Tender," and end it by saying, "Thank yew. Thank yew veruh much," doing his best to sound like the King. His performances were always greeted with groans and rolling eyes. During one grueling afternoon, his class was listless and unresponsive. "If you guys don't get with it," he warned, "I'm gonna do my Elvis!" Then came a voice from the back. "Sir," one student pleaded, "don't be cruel." Greg Hopper
"Why is it that when we talk to God
we're said
to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?" - Lily Tomlin - |
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